Season 2 Teams
Ace Holes
They serve big, swing harder, and celebrate like it’s the 80s. The Ace Holes are your league’s loudest and proudest crew — bold shots, bold shirts, and the bold claim that they invented the third-shot drive. Love them or fear them, they’re always bringing the boom.
Dink Dynasty
What began as a backyard rivalry between cousins has grown into a full-blown family empire. Known for their royal-level trash talk and lineage of line calls, the Dynasty always finds a way to reign. If there’s a tie, expect a DreamBreaker. If there’s drama, expect them to be in the middle of it.
Dink Tank
Founded in a dimly lit garage after one too many strategy boards and neon-colored post-its, Dink Tank believes the key to victory is deep analysis and... deeper dinks. They’ve got more shot charts than friends, and their mixed game is so smooth it’s probably patent-pending. Expect cerebral play with a splash of chaos.
Dinking and Driving
Fueled by road snacks and fast hands, Dinking and Driving is a carpool of chaos and chemistry. They’ve got more inside jokes than rotations and are known to play best after 30 minutes of highway arguments and playlist debates. Beware the lob from the left lane.
Fickle Pickles
You never know which version will show up — the team that dinks like pros or the one that forgets who’s serving. But when the vibes click, they’re unstoppable. The Fickle Pickles are equal parts magic and mystery, with a soft spot for sideline dance breaks and questionable paddle grips.
Just Dink It
The laid-back legends of Del Boca Vista, Just Dink It has one rule: don’t overthink it. They play loose, smile often, and have the best warm-up routine in the league (spoiler: it’s mostly snacks). But don’t sleep on them — their chill hides some serious skill.
Simply Smashing
Effortless, elegant, and always coordinated, Simply Smashing glides into every match with style. They’re known for their soft hands, strong finishes, and an uncanny ability to win without breaking a sweat — or a nail. Some say they were born in the kitchen and never left.
Spicy Pickles
Born in the back corner of a taco truck parking lot, the Spicy Pickles bring the heat every time they step on court. Known for their fast hands and hotter tempers, they claim to marinate their paddles in hot sauce before each match. Whether they're up 11 or down 10, they always play with full sizzle.